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Friday, July 17, 2009
Marketing Tips Report: 7 Signs it's a Scam
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Difference
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
1 . Tu to Mera bhai hai . . . bhai !!!
2 . You know i am not drunk . .
3 . Gaadi mein Chalaunga . . .
5 . Tu bura mat maann bhai . . .
6 . Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu . . .
7 . Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar . . . .
8 . Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
9 . Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai . . .
10 . Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu . . .
11 . Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee . . .
12 . Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae . . . lovely waala !!!
13 . Baap ko mat Sikhao . . .
14 . Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya . . .
15 . Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna . . .
16 . Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye . . . Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17 . Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee . . . shart laga saala aaj tu . .
18 . Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska . . .
19 . Saale teri bhabhie hai wo . . . bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko . . .
20 . Yaar tu samjha kar . . wo tere layak nahi hai . . .
21 . chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye Bhool gaya usko . . aaj se wo teri . . . bana issi baat par ek - ek aur peg !!!
22 . Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai . . . abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun . . .
and the best one . . .
23 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
And Finally . . .
Salla . . . aaj se daru band . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
The New English
For all of you English teachers. Hear is something for laughs or shall we say lafs.
European English: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English" .
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Driving around the world!!!!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Honesty
ताऊ के चुटकले
Monday, June 15, 2009
Nice Quotes/Words
Ki Hum Kuch Likhte Nahi,
Kaha Se Layein Lafz Jab Wo Milte Nahi,
Dard Ki Zuban Hoti To Bata Dete,
Wo Zakhm Kaise Batayein Jo Dikhte Nahi.
rait mai koi raaz bahaye, aik zamana beet gaya,
rait mai koi phool khilaye, aik zamana beet gaya...
kash ke khwaahishon ka bhi koi kinara hota,
ye soch kar us musafir ko roka hi nahi
door jata hi kyun agar wo humara hota....
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Women and Men
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Life's Lessons-I'm in the 7%.... Excellent....
"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more."
- Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
- When in doubt, just take the next small step.
- Life is too short to waste time hating anyone...
- Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
- Pay off your credit cards every month.
- You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
- Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
- It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
- Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.
- When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
- Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
- It's OK to let your children see you cry.
- Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
- If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
- Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
- Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
- Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
- Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
- When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
- Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion, today is special.
- Over prepare, then go with the flow.
- Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
- The most important sex organ is the brain.
- No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
- Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'
- Always choose life.
- Forgive everyone and everything.
- What other people think of you is none of your business.
- Time heals almost everything. Give it time.
- However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
- Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
- Believe in miracles.
- God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
- Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
- Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.
- Your children get only one childhood.
- All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
- Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
- If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
- Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
- The best is yet to come.
- No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
- Yield.
- Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."
Friday, June 12, 2009
Lunch With God
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and a six-pack of root beer and started his journey.
When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so he offered her some chips. She gratefully accepted it and smiled at him.
Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her a root beer. Again, she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat
there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.
As twilight approached, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave; but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the old woman, and gave her a hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.
When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?" He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? She's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"
Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face and he asked, "Mother, what did you do today that made you so happy?" She replied! "I ate potato chips in the park with God." However, before her son responded, she added, "You know, he's much younger than I expected."
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime! Embrace all equally!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Bajaj's New Economy Bike
It wil be introduced in Indian market in 1 st june 2009 ...
I hope everyone wil come to office by bike in few days...
Facilities are..
a) Kick Start
b) Electric Start
1. 250 CC Speed + we can increase speed by pedaling
2. 24 hr Free Air Conditoner System
3. Leg break System as like Disc break in Pulsar (Ultimate one)
4. Without doubt it's going to win "Best Bike Of the Year 200 9 "
5. No emissions.... totally environmental friendly.......
Engine Specification
Engine | Air Cooled | |
Front Brakes | No Need | |
Rear Brakes | 130mm Drum | |
Front Tyre | 2.75 X 18 | |
Rear Tyre | 100/90 X 18 | |
Wheelbase | 1265mm | |
Ground Clearance | 155mm | |
Dry Weight | 50 Kg | |
Tank Capacity | No Need | |
Colours | Brown | |
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Singh is King
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!
-- Singh is King....